Place eggs in a saucepan and cover with water. Bring to a rolling boil over high heat.
Once boiling, remove from heat, cover, and let sit for 10 to 12 minutes to achieve perfect hard-boiled eggs.
Transfer eggs immediately to an ice bath for 5 minutes to ensure easy peeling.
Peel the eggs and chop them into bite-sized pieces. To reduce fat content, you may remove half of the yolks if desired.
If using cottage cheese, blend it in a mini food processor until completely smooth to create a creamy, high-protein base.
In a medium mixing bowl, combine the chopped eggs, smoothed cottage cheese (or Greek yogurt), Dijon mustard, pickle relish, and lemon juice.
Fold in the fresh chives, dill, and any optional crunchy vegetables like celery or radishes.
Season with paprika, salt, and black pepper. Stir gently until the mixture reaches your preferred consistency.
Garnish with turkey bacon or beef bacon bits for added smoky flavor and serve on sprouted grain bread, lettuce wraps, or avocado toast.